| wertheworld | 2006-12-20 10:47 AM |
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<愛妻.........>
Fw: 愛妻.........『 The Loving Husband...?』
這~~好笑
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。
While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了。
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀社的人跟他說：您可以選擇花$5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花
$150
把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.
那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"
葬儀社的人不解地問他說：為何您寧可花$5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬在
這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days
later, he rose from the dead."
那人回答：很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天，他又復活了。
【註：聖經記述..耶穌死後第三天復活】
He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
他繼續說著：我就是不想冒這個險...
[[i] Last edited by wertheworld on 2006-12-20 at 11:51 AM [/i]] |
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[quote]Originally posted by [i]wertheworld[/i] at 2006-12-20 11:47:
He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
他繼續說著：我就是不想冒這個險...
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這句話好，男人不能冒的險實在太多了............. :mad: |
| jenjen | 2006-12-20 03:10 PM |
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[quote]Originally posted by [i]zooz[/i] at 2006-12-20 02:33 PM:
這句話好，男人不能冒的險實在太多了............. :mad: [/quote]
:DD 這個好笑
:?有這麼嚴重嗎? 女生也要冒著被機油噴到滿臉的危機ㄚ(之前請教機油的) 哈!哈! |
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[quote]Originally posted by [i]jenjen[/i] at 2006-12-20 16:10:
:?有這麼嚴重嗎? 女生也要冒著被機油噴到滿臉的危機ㄚ(之前請教機油的) 哈!哈! [/quote]
你誤會我的意思了，並不是關於男女平等的。:tu:
我是指，關於老婆，男人有太多的無奈，所以他不能冒這個險，純粹是「會心一笑」而已，勿多心。
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PS： 您的機油換好了嗎？ 應該沒啥大問題吧。 :) |
| jenjen | 2006-12-20 04:04 PM |
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[quote]Originally posted by [i]zooz[/i] at 2006-12-20 05:50 PM:
你誤會我的意思了，並不是關於男女平等的。:tu:
我是指，關於老婆，男人有太多的無奈，所以他不能冒這個險，純粹是「會心一笑」而已，勿多心。
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PS： 您的機油換 ... [/quote]
哈!我晚上要好好討教 男人對老婆到底有多少無奈 不然萬一被葬身他鄉就划不來了 :DD:DD
謝謝你的關心 至於機油就用抽出來在換新的就好了 我家車底盤太低了 一定要用千金頂 現在可能也會換電瓶(網路好多diy 的資料) |
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